Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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