tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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