Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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