I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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