Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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