I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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