My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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