Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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