So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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