I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Couch. On fire.
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