just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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