Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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