At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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