fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
is that a dick in a sweater?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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