I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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