I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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