well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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