at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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