I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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