can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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