I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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