can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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