Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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