Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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