I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
