cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Even my vagina gasped.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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