so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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