And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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