So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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