I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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