terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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