that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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