If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
