So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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