and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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