Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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