Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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