Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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