Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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