your room smells of hookers.
And success
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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