You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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