I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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