I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
