How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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