We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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