It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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