How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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