i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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