physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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