Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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