How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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