found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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