Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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